“paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!”
“draw a semicolon on your wrist to end teenage suicide!”
“paint a hot dog riding a skateboard on your forehead to end the destruction of the south american rainforest!”
(via parasite-gee)
holey. geddit, fred?
the whole wide world of ear-related humor and you go for i’m holey? that’s pathetic
reckon i’m still better looking than you
(via brewingglory)











